Welcome
to
:::tap, tap, tap::: Is
this thing on? Oh yeah! Okay! J
Key
of B . . .Hmmm. . .
~~~~~~~
When we wished for House of
D
Had no idea what we'd see.
When we wished for lots of Bob
Our dreams came true!
WOOHOO!!!!
You
remember how we said
Bobapalooza was coming this fall...
''We hope'''?
You
know how they say you should
Be careful what you wish for?
Remember how Mulder found that out the HARD way?
This
was sorta like that,
Only
more rewarding for the long term,
sorta
like Mulder's third wish.
You're
looking at what happens when
You're
careful what you wish for.
Cherie,
a wise Bobola, and our Friendly Resident Latex
Ambassador,
Warned
us months ago that we were in for
a
virtual Bobapalooza!!,
And
as usual, she was right! And so
clever! J
A
web page idea was born and as Bob would have it,
We
got everything we wished for and then some!
It's
like ...Bob Disneyland, thus our opening tune.
And
I hope this first leg of the Bobapalooza
tour
conveys just how thrilled everyone at the 'Tute is
that
our wildest dreams have come true. Big
time.
Get
yourself ready for the most bounteous of all
Bob
Feasts, Bob Wonderfests, or
Bobapaloozas,
Our
first trip to Bob Disneyland!
J
All of the images on this page were
stolen from one of the
FaBOBulous Duchovny
establishments below,
then lovingly, but
iniquitously corrupted by our Institute chancellor,
mim and her
Capable-of-evil graphics program..
File size and page download time were
a looming MAJOR factor
In her very painful decision to
downsize
most of the flippin' GORGEOUS images
you'll see in their
much smaller, but still intriguing size.
Check out any and
all of the very way cool places below for
Whole, beautiful full-size pictures
you see here in miniature,
so to speak.
Trust me, full size, these pictures of
Mr. Duchovny
*should* knock your socks off. I'm still looking for one of mine.
If they don't, put your glasses on,
your contacts in,
Get that follow-up laser surgery,
whatever, and try again.
If you still don't see what all the HubBob is about,
I suggest you check for a pulse.
Sumpin' *BAD* wrong,
somewhere. <g>
A.K.A.
Digital Duchovny
Thanks, Ladies!
And my sincerest Thanks to
Everyone at Haven's House of D
& the Duchovny Forum
for getting the
info out
to up-to-no-good
lurkers like me.
You *ALL* have my undying affection,
no kidding.
Last but never, ever least
my renewed and
renewable, unceasing gratitude to
my Bobola Buds,
The Institute Staff, your Stage crew
for this, and
every, single Bob gallery opening to date. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cherie Bobola
Ish Bobola
Miss M Bobola
& our own Resident Gorgeous
Redhead
Suz Bubba Bobola
Open
the gates, Bobolas!
TIME
TO PAR-TAY!!
Cherie
may have seen him first,
but it didn't take the rest of us long to catch up!
Well, we don't care nothin'
'bout mo-ney.
We're just trying to be fun-ny,
So we made it our job
To show Dave and Bob
Side By side!
Woo!
:::tap dancing:::
Well,
side by side, if your browser is wide enough.
If
it isn't, you may see Dave on top (yum!) and Bob beneath him.
Either
way, it's a real thrill.
Seriously
... well, sorta seriously...
Isn't
it a little HARD to decide left or right, mostly?
Is
for me. Not really. J
You
simply MUST go see the
left,
mostly (or on top) images full size.
They are so beautiful, they made mim cry.
Of
course, mim is a schmuck,
but
you know what I mean, don't ya?
They're
really so ...beautiful. :::sniff:::
Ish
took a real shine to this one, in spite of the handlebar blockage.
The
really important part is endearingly evident,
And
as she mentioned, the khaki colored, impeccably-fitted pants, slurp,
the
grape-Ish shirt, the beat-up LEATHER JACKET!!
All
add so much to the overall thudliness, don't you agree.?
Then,
there's the beard, THE HAIR!!!, the Bod for Bob to live on...
Need
I go on? No, but you should. J
David asks Robin
to help him make Garry jealous.
¯
:::snifffffff:::
This
was one of Miss M's favorites, and I have to
agree. J
This
¯ is an interesting test of persistence
for
a person having an obsession with both detail and subtlety.
Like
me, for example.
What
I love is the challenge of the multiple personality shirttail,
Half
in, half out. Says so much about a person, doesn't it?
And
in this case, it's a tease, but I'll take it.
One
little gust of wind and ...voila!
This
here ¯ is subtlety at its finest..
What
I consider a Bulge Watcher's dream.
The
Peek-A-Boo Bob ¯
This
is a series of shots that would make a nice flip book.
But
what you're looking for here is Bob peeping out of the shirt.
Everything
conceivable threatens to block him out,
But
oh no! Not Bob. He knows we're looking for him
And
obviously doesn't want to disapPOINT us.
I
made these a little bigger, for to see him better.
These
were his finest moments of the scene.
Bob
knows how I love subtlety. J.
:::THUDD:::
Ish
suggested this ¯ shot of Rock & Bob
for the concert,
along
with her own evil interpretation of "Stayin'
Alive",
for
Bob, himself to sing! J
Well now, I get long and I get hard,
And if I can't get wet, my day gets
marred.
Got the wings of Heaven on my balls.
I'm dancin'
Bob and I just can't pause.
You know it's all
right, it's OK.
I'll live to see another lay,
Or we can try to compare with a stick,
The New York Times' affect on the
dick.
:::Bob does a little spin:::
HEE! And of course, as is always the case with ALL
the Bobolas INPUT,
This
gave mim the inspiration to write the rest below,
For
us Bobola Institutionalized Song Stylists to sing.
We have *such* a faBobulous staff. J
Show-off. ¯
And another favorite submitted by Miss M.
This
was Cherie's fav, and if it was bigger, it would
probably be mine, too.
LOVE
the smile.
Just
when we thought we'd had all the Bob
our
hearts could withstand for one day,
Someone
snaps possibly my all-time favorite shot of
Our
Bobeloved One,
Most
likely looking for a moment to catch his breath,
While
his owner talks on the phone.
Looks
like he just took a big, deep breath, doesn't it?
Just
in case you missed this from the special sorta
temporary
Bobapalooza
announcement on the home page previously...
Big,
deep breath? I meant Bob, not you, but
yeah, me, too.
Wallpaper
sizes - 800 X 600 (125 kb) 1024 X 768 (170 kb)
This
would be a good one, too,
only
it's kind of blurry, it isn't nearly large enough to do justice,
And
would you look where they put the freaking watermark?
Have
they no SHAME?!
Actually, it looks like one of mim's
Attempts
to highlight Bob gone wrong. A little
higher, please.
Dressed
as David Duchovny, movie director
Dressed
as David Duchovny, movie star
(Please
note how nicely they blend together! J)
Don't
they make a lovely family?! J
The
young man playing the son, whose last name is Carter,
I
think, but I can't remember his first name . . .um
.
. .Harold or maybe Henry?
Anyways,
I think he makes a good combination person
for
his mom and dad here, don't you guys think so?
Check
out the bigger images.
Very
nice match-up, IMESHO.
Yes,
I know it's one of those cargo pockets that looks a lot
like
an
elephant trunk-like Bob in the above picture.
David's
hand in his pocket is keeping us from seeing
the
real Bob, I believe. How dare he! J
But
still, I really like the elephant trunk look,
and
thinking about how that relates to actual Bob reality.
Is
this what Bob might look like, if the pants weren't there?
Am
I ...remote viewing, maybe? Hmmm...
Even
when he's itty bitty, I can still see Bob,
And
I wuv him just as much.
Hence,
you have...
The
Bob Image Only a Bobola Could Love
Anyone
who wants my love could get me one of those
Amazing
high-resolution images of that one.
I
would unconditionally love you forever.
Was
that a brilliant performance, or what?!?
Let's
give it up for
BOB!!!
(or ...I know *I*
would, at least)
If
we're really, really lucky,
This
is just the first of many, many
Bobapalooza
Concertos for the Libidos.
If
it's anything like the first orgasmic few weeks of
House
of D
filming,
we could ALL need Life Alert. Aye carumba!
Yes, Rockin'
BobCats, there is a Santa Bob, and if you're good,
Bobapalooza
will be touring the Duchovny Futures
for
all Bob's latest appearances to share with you here.
Or
maybe on a separate stage,
if
it gets much louder in here, so to speak.
Anybody
for an encore?
That
generally requires a standing
ovation.
You
know how egos can be.
Keep
those cards and letters coming!
Also. Ahem.
Everybody
take care clicking yourself to your next destination!
We
all know how dangerous it can be. 8-)
We'll
see you BobCats next time! J